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'Just in case there is an accident.'

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

Model wilderness

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Mini Zoo: Minor Nighthawk, Pygmy Buffalo, Dwarf Chameleon.

Model Village Toilets

Director/Action Man toy.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"They're class action figures."

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"