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'Well, we don't sell doll's houses. But even if we did, I don't think Barbie could afford a mortgage without Ken's salary too.'

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

"Your dislike of public drinking fountains is the least of our problems here."

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

King Kongs first christmas

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Snail Racing

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"They're class action figures."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Sushi Train Set.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Trainset

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Tiny people.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

"You order the microbrew?"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."