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Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

"Impressive."

Miniature removal van in miniature village

Mini Computer

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Collecting two hundred and six tiny objects in a matchbox was fantastic - sorry I sneezed!'

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Dollhouse marked for foreclosure.

Lilliput Double Glazing

Model village

Man in office with miniature cows and farmer on his desk, "Bear with me a minute while I check my dairy!"

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

"We've decided to downsize our farm!"

Miniature Village - 'It used to be full size but the post office went...then the pub...then the shop...'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

The Three Bears - pocket version

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"Where'd he get the little chain saw?"

"You're a hard man to find, Franklin."

Farmland

The Job Interview

Mini Christmas Tree

Walsh Miniatures

Friar's Balsa

"You're Not Bending Your Knees."

Man sitting in bed reading a very small book underneath a lamp on the bedside table next to him.

"I'm Edward Sadlon III, your trial-size lawyer."

"It's a six floor walk down."

"It's 1:1,000th scale."