Miniature Machinery Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Shoe laces, buttons, zippers, snaps...I'm beginning to hate technology!"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Petrol vs electric car

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Walsh Miniatures

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Mini Computer

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

Lighting a Pipe

A computer mouse's offspring.

The Three Bears - pocket version

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."