Miniature Machinery Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Shoe laces, buttons, zippers, snaps...I'm beginning to hate technology!"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Walsh Miniatures

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Mini Computer

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

A computer mouse's offspring.

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Lighting a Pipe

The Three Bears - pocket version

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"