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Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Utility Chic.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Jeremy Clarkson.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Acme Flyswatters.

Ecstatic caravan

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

James May

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"Do you have anything smaller?"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

Driverless tow truck.