Van Collector Gifts

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Utility Chic.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Acme Flyswatters.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Ecstatic caravan

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."