Car Collector Gifts

"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

NOT 2B

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

"Clydesdale here is our specialist in funny little noises."

Farmer Joe was very proud of his bumper crop.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Arab choosing a camel to buy. In the signs he can read ''coupe' or 'sedan.'

"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'This is more than the estimate.'

'She does about a hour on a full wind up.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Maze ahead.

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

"Nice little runner, hardly used. At a push, it'll seat 74."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'God's speed.'

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

'If that thing eats you, can I have your car?'

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

Obama Car Wash.

"This car has all the latest technology. There's even a 'haggle-over-the-price' app."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Heaven forbid you need them, but this model's air bags are breast shaped.'

"I call it the 'people carrier'"