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"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

"Clydesdale here is our specialist in funny little noises."

Farmer Joe was very proud of his bumper crop.

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Arab choosing a camel to buy. In the signs he can read ''coupe' or 'sedan.'

"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'This is more than the estimate.'

'She does about a hour on a full wind up.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

Maze ahead.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

'If that thing eats you, can I have your car?'

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

'God's speed.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Nice little runner, hardly used. At a push, it'll seat 74."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

"This car has all the latest technology. There's even a 'haggle-over-the-price' app."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Heaven forbid you need them, but this model's air bags are breast shaped.'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

'I'm looking for something with more legroom.'

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'