Mini Car Collector Mugs

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

Director/Action Man toy.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

King Kongs first christmas

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Acme Flyswatters.

Raw Piano Bar

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"You order the microbrew?"

"Do you have anything smaller?"