Mini Car Collector Pillows

"Bother me ? Naw! I've had bigger hemorrhoids!"

Director/Action Man toy.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Do you buy cars here?"

King Kongs first christmas

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Raw Piano Bar

Acme Flyswatters.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

James May

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Driverless tow truck.