Miniature Car Collector Pillows

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

Play Rush Hour

Director/Action Man toy.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"What old school? This is my life."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

King Kongs first christmas

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

Top model

Acme Flyswatters.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Raw Piano Bar

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'