Miniature Car Collector Pillows

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

"I'm throwing out my Hot Wheels. My friends think they're baby stuff."

Play Rush Hour

Director/Action Man toy.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"What old school? This is my life."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

King Kongs first christmas

"Do you buy cars here?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Top model

Raw Piano Bar

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

James May