Tiny Car Admirer Mugs

"You're right, it's way roomier than it looks."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Puss n' scoot.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

race car drivers.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'