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'We're researching 'road rage'.'

'It runs on eight AAA batteries.'

'Roger, when I said we should experiment with a few toys in the bedroom....'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

Jeremy Clarkson

'It shrank!'

Traffic Jam.

"Texting and driving is a violation."

Petrol Prices

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

ZOO

Tired Barbie

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.