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Farmland

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.