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"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

Miniature Village Minor Public School

"What do you expect a shrink to look like?"

'... and that one is yours!'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"They're class action figures."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"But is it..?"

Walsh Miniatures

Mini Computer

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

A computer mouse's offspring.

'Flea and tick circus'

The Three Bears - pocket version

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Bio Lab. I see some shiny things down there. They must be chrome-o-somes!

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Bryant and May match heads