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"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

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'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"This one will go with everything,

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Flea and tick circus'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

"Ummm...nice milkers!"

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'... and that one is yours!'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

"I've downsized..."

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."