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"Ummm...nice milkers!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

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"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Adios Amoebas

"Please, George...not here!"

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

'Flea and tick circus'

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

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'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Looks like a virus.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor.'

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

'I've willed my body to science when I die.'

'... and that one is yours!'

'You'll find that when you're seen on a million-volt electron microscope, you really want to look your best.'

"I've downsized..."

"I'm looking more like my father everyday"

'Keep that dividing down!'

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"I wish you wouldn't speak with your food vacuole full."