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"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

Adios Amoebas

'Looks like a virus.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'So Bactilus have you got a career in mind when you leave?'

"I'm looking more like my father everyday"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

A Venus cow trap.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Praying Mantis.