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"First of all, I'd like to thank the bacteria"

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

Adios Amoebas

'Looks like a virus.'

You were too checking out that new, more virulent strain.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'So Bactilus have you got a career in mind when you leave?'

"I'm looking more like my father everyday"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

A Venus cow trap.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"