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Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Summer wants.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Praying Mantis.

Bee in flight.

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'