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Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

'Pray for me.'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

A Venus cow trap.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Summer wants.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Praying Mantis.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Bee in flight.

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

'D'you have any salt?'