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The DaVinci Code

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'You know too much,'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'Pray for me.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

A Venus cow trap.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Of course I've been drinking!"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"