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Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Slugfest!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Praying mantis.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Bees v Wasps

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Fly Artist