Mold Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Grace For Flies

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Slugfest!

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Bees v Wasps

Fly Artist

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."