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'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'What's this? I ordered a 'Death cap mushroom' topping!'

'I've never seen a year so wet.'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'Alright Humphrey - you've proved that you can grow Chanterelles anywhere!'

A Guide to Wild Mushrooms

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

'Don't eat the mushrooms.'

Mushroom Crowd'- A take on atomic energy.

'Moses discovered the burning bush shortly after finding the spotted mushrooms.'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

"He's a shiitake."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"I wouldn't mind but I spent a fortune on those mushrooms!"

Mushroom paint...

"Wait a minute Dad, there's a message from Mom: Don't forget to buy the mushrooms!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Toadstool

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding the stomach pump?'

'After the birth of our first child, she just mushroomed.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Of course the damp will be hardly noticeable if you pick them every morning'.

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"And what's your problem?"

Animals and their natural seats.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mushrooms of New York

"Waiter, there's a fly agaric in my soup."

"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."

"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."