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"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'You'll find there's no connection. Some that are comfortable to sit on are not safe to eat, and some that are not comfortable to sit on are safe to eat.'

'... and I'd give the rainforests a miss for a while, Sir Randolph.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Goblin.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Black Truffles!

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Magic Mushrooms

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"