Mushroom Lover T-Shirts

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Magic Mushrooms

Goblin.

Our Pal Portabello

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Will Work for Manure

Gene Manipulation

Snow.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

The mushroom pickers

Mushrooms of New York

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.