Mushroom Lover Pillows

"We were all about green jobs before it was fashionable."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Magic Mushrooms

Goblin.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Will Work for Manure

Gene Manipulation

Snow.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mushrooms of New York

The mushroom pickers

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'