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'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

Shih Tzu Giving a Shiitake Shiatsu

Stickler for tradition

'DIY toadstools Fred! We could sell the spores: We'll be rich!'

"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."

Bunch of toadstools.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Goblin.

The mushroom pickers

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Black Truffles!

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Mushrooms of New York

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms