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'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mushrooms of New York

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Goblin.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'