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'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Black Truffles!

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Mushrooms of New York

Nuclear Families

Goblin.

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"