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'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

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'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"Don't even think about it."

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Clown Painting in Museum

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Black Truffles!

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'