Mushroom Explorer Gifts

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

Fall fashions

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Clown Painting in Museum

"Don't even think about it."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

Man: 'Hey WOW, it's true! Her eyes DO follow you around the room!'