Mushroom Appreciator Gifts

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Climate Change Road

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Paving over the window-box

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mushrooms of New York

Goblin.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Botanical violinist

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'