Mushroom Appreciator Gifts

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Climate Change Road

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

Paving over the window-box

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

Mushrooms of New York

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Botanical violinist

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'