Mushroom Lovers Gifts

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

"They ran out of straw so they're using mushroom compost."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Goblin.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

The mushroom pickers

Mushrooms of New York

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Magic Mushrooms

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'