Mushroom Lovers Gifts

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

"They ran out of straw so they're using mushroom compost."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Goblin.

The mushroom pickers

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Black Truffles!

Mushrooms of New York

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms