Mushroom Fanatic Gifts

'Have you ever made love on a mushroom?'

Toadstool Umbrella.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The Garden

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Goblin.

The mushroom pickers

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'