Mushroom Mystery Fan Gifts

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

He looks so natural lying there...

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Curiosity."

'He's been shot!'

Gene Manipulation

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Mushrooms of New York

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Goblin.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'