Mushroom Admirers Gifts

F&E Nursery. Is it a special fertilizer just for mushrooms? The breakfast of champignons!

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Do you believe in fairies?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

The mushroom pickers

Mushrooms of New York

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

Mummy Mousehole

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'