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Mushrooms Fashion

The Art Student.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

Pea green

Making it look easy.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Tiger

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mushrooms of New York

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."