Mushroom Admirer Gifts

Magic mushroom

Mushroom Farm truck has bumper sticker reading 'Shitake happens',

Bookstore. Plants & Fungi. That's cute -- a pop-up book about mushrooms!

True Story: Each year strangers stop to pick mushrooms that grow at the front of our house. They assure us they aren't poisonous - but never return.

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

All the Fungi Like Looking at the Centermold

'I sent out for everything.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Follow that cab!'

Cat and mouse.

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Mushrooms of New York

Biocafeteraologist

Tonight's Lecture: Earth's Biodiversity at Risk. Obviously, they've never looked inside my refrigerator.