Mushroom Admirer Gifts

Magic mushroom

Mushroom Farm truck has bumper sticker reading 'Shitake happens',

True Story: Each year strangers stop to pick mushrooms that grow at the front of our house. They assure us they aren't poisonous - but never return.

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

All the Fungi Like Looking at the Centermold

'I sent out for everything.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Goblin.

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

Biocafeteraologist

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Mushrooms of New York

The mushroom pickers

Graffiti on baseboard.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'