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'Have you ever made love on a mushroom?'

Toadstool Umbrella.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The Garden

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

The mushroom pickers

Mushrooms of New York

Goblin.

Black Truffles!

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."