Mushroom Hunters Gifts

Mushrooms.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Gene Manipulation

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

The mushroom pickers

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Black Truffles!

Mushrooms of New York

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"