Mushroom Hunters Pillows

Mushrooms.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

The mushroom pickers

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Mushrooms of New York

Black Truffles!

Goblin.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'