Mushroom Collecting Pillows

Mushroom Foraging

A forager encounters death in the woods

Magic Mushrooms

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I've invested in property..."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Flytrap nerd.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Black Truffles!

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Goblin.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Animals and their natural seats.

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'