Collecting Mushrooms Pillows

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Black Truffles!

A bee

Flytrap nerd.

Walsh Miniatures

Mushrooms of New York

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"You order the microbrew?"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'