Mushroom Picking Pillows

'Apart from that, how did the Autumn wild mushroom picking go?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mushrooms Fashion

Mushroom picking on the motorway

A moose offers a woman flowers while she picks mushrooms.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

Black Truffles!

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Mushrooms of New York

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Magic Mushrooms

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"