Collecting Mushrooms Gifts

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Black Truffles!

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

A bee

Walsh Miniatures

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.