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Mushroom Foraging

A forager encounters death in the woods

I'm glad autumn has finally set in ---- It was a brutally humid summer!

Magic Mushrooms

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I've invested in property..."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

Gene Manipulation

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Flytrap nerd.

Black Truffles!

Mushrooms of New York

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Goblin.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom