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A Guide to Wild Mushrooms

"Well, it has been a great summer for chanterelles."

"Forget it, Shamus, you won't find any truffles hanging around this dump."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Will Work for Manure

Morel of the story

Black Truffles!

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Goblin.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

Magic Mushrooms

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'