Mushroom Foraging T-Shirts

Mushrooms.

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"

'Don't eat the mushrooms.'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

Erratum: The caption for Fig.35 shoudl read SHAGGY MIDNIGHT DEATHCAP not CHICKEN-OF-THE-WOODS.

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The discovery of asparagus.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

The mushroom pickers

Goblin.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Black Truffles!