Mushroom Hunter Gifts

"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"

Mushroom Foraging

A forager encounters death in the woods

"Are you a magic mushroom?"

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"

"And that one kinda looks like a mushroom..."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Mushroom picking on the motorway

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Goblin.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

Mushrooms of New York

The mushroom pickers

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom