Mushroom Picker Gifts

Mushrooms Fashion

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

The Scenic Route

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Goblin.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Black Truffles!

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Mushrooms of New York

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

"See why I hate my nickname 'Toad Stool'?"