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MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Gene Manipulation

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

The Scenic Route

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Nuclear Families

Mushrooms of New York

Goblin.

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Magic Mushrooms

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Animals and their natural seats.

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'