Mushroom Critic Gifts

'Don't be such a baby! You can't even taste them.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

'There's nothing good to eat!'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mushrooms of New York

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

The mushroom pickers

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

Animals and their natural seats.

Magic Mushrooms

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'